Makeup Mishaps After 60 – Uh-Oh!
Makeup is a magical thing. It can lift, brighten, and transform—or it can turn us into something straight out of a wax museum. If we’re not careful, we risk stepping into La Poupée territory (that eerie doll-like look) or, worse, looking like we let a toddler do our face. Let’s avoid the Uh-Oh! moments, shall we?
In fact, there are times when we’re better to wear no makeup at all; it can make us look younger and fresher. See these suggestions for a clean brighter look
1. Caterpillar Brows – Uh-Oh!
Eyebrows frame the face, but overdoing them? Suddenly, we’ve got two furry creatures having a standoff above our eyes. Overdrawn, too dark, too thick—just no. Instead, go for a soft, feathered look with a pencil one shade lighter than your natural brow colour.
2. Foundation Overload – Uh-Oh!
Slapping on thick foundation is like adding Polyfilla to fine lines—it just makes them more obvious! Heavy formulas settle into creases, announcing every little wrinkle like a neon sign. Go for lightweight, hydrating foundations or tinted moisturisers for a fresh, dewy finish.
3. Clown Blush – Uh-Oh!
Blush is meant to give a healthy glow, not make us look like we’ve run a marathon in full sun. Avoid bright, harsh pinks on the apples of your cheeks (too 1980s aerobics instructor). Instead, blend a soft peach or rose shade upward for a natural lift.
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4. Spider Lashes – Uh-Oh!
Thick, clumpy lashes belong in a horror film, not on our faces. If your mascara is making your lashes look like sad little legs sticking together, ditch it. Opt for a lengthening, separating formula, and never pump the wand—it just adds air (and clumps).
5. Lipstick Bleed – Uh-Oh!
Bold lips? Fabulous. Lipstick migrating into fine lines? Not so much. If your lippy is running for the hills, use a clear lip liner as a barrier and stick to creamy or satin finishes. Matte can be drying, and no one wants lips that look like a cracked desert floor.
Final Thought
Makeup should enhance, not overpower. Less is often more—except when it comes to confidence, laughter, and living your best damn life!
